Friday, January 22, 2010

What a place...to die !



Someone has recently emailed me a little something with a sort of surprise ending. Here it is:

"Two women talking in heaven"

1st woman: Hi , Wanda

2nd woman: Hi , Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and then down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - - - we'd both still be alive.

54 comments:

Nezzy said...

Heeeheeheee! Good one Duta! I needed a good hearty laugh today.

Have a wonderful weekend filled with the blessings of laughter.

Jennifer D said...

Great one Duta!

Jennifer D said...

Hey Duta! I am back... this is the first time I was able to leave a comment in months!

Nancy C said...

Didn't see that coming! HA

Nel said...

How funny...

Margie said...

Haha!
That was funny!

Have a great weekend, Duta!

PhilipH said...

B R I L L I A N T!

Super joke Duta. Punch line perfect.

Autumnforest said...

That was great! Thanks!

Sue (Someone's Mom) said...

Oh my gosh...not at all what I expected to read on your blog! So funny!

Sue

Vera said...

Oh this really surprised me, Duta! Gave me a good laugh, and many thanks for that.

The Bug said...

Hilarious!

Ms Hen said...

Ha...ha.. ha..

Good one.

A human kind of human said...

Oh my soul! Never expected that reply.

jeannette stgermain said...

that's a great place to "hide"!

Cheri Pryor said...

lol!!

matron said...

Thank you for giving me a fit of giggles this morning,I can get on with my chores in a happier frame of mind now.!!Love the punch line.

Susan said...

Great morning chuckle!

Land of shimp said...

That was entirely marvelous!! Oh the ensuing catfight in heaven ;-)

pennycones said...

ahahahha. Thats a good one.
x

Ronda Laveen said...

Oh, Duta, this is SO funny! And just goes to show that all the partners in this karmic play we are in are very much connected. Ha!

Kathy said...

That is terrific!! Thanks...I can't stop laughing.

Jo said...

Duta...! That's too funny. I love it. :-)

Wendy Blum said...

Ha ha Ha! Love this. Is this irony? Thanks for making me laugh!

Cheryl said...

I never saw that coming! I loved it! Thanks for making me laugh!

DUTA said...

TO ALL MY LOYAL COMMENTERS:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS.

I'M GLAD YOU FIND THIS POST AMUSING.
NO DOUBT, WHEN IT COMES TO MEN, WOMEN CAN BE SILLY).

DUTA said...

Jennifer D,

You've finally made it. I'm glad, and hope we'll be able to exchange comments.

Dave King said...

Great. I love a twist in the tail.

Phivos Nicolaides said...

Very nice and clever. Kind regards my dear Duta.

DUTA said...

Dave King,

Welcome to my little blog! Thanks for the comment.

Phivos Nicolaides,

I'm glad you like it. Thank you . Kind Regards to you too!

Entrepreneur Chick said...

Where do you get this stuff? Hahahaha.

Angelina said...

I am still laughing! Always nice to read something with a little surprise ending.

Cousin B said...

Now that's a cute one...Do you care if I borrow that?

Alicia said...

Hahaha Duta, what a great twist to the story. Very funny!

Rhonda said...

I've told this joke to several friends. Your post has been a source of mirth for many. Thank you. We needed the chuckle.

DUTA said...

Entrepeneur Chick,

Someone has emailed it to me to put a smile on my face.

Angelina,

It makes me feel good that you're laughing and enjoying it.

Cousin B,

Not at all. Be my guest.

Alicia,

You're right, sweetie.

Rhonda,

I'm very glad my post "has been a source of myrth for many".

~MCJArt ~ said...

Good chuckle ~ thank you DUTA ~ MC ~

jeannette stgermain said...

Duta,
Am back here because in doing the comment moderation I lost one of your comments (it listed 2, but I can only find one) -sorry!

PinkPanthress said...

Oh Goodness! XD
That was a great one!

DUTA said...

MCJArt,

Thanks for stopping by. I'm glad the post gave you a "good chuckle".

jeannette stgermain,

I went to your blog and wrote my comment on your last post again. There was only one comment, not two.

PinkPanthress,

Good to hear from you!. I'm glad you liked it.

Lady Di Tn said...

My first thought. How big was that freezer? Second thought. Must have been empty?
third thought. If empty why not unplugged?
Must have been a blonde to think to hide there.
Peace

Pinecone Camp said...

Oh, I will be sharing this one! It started my morning off with a laugh. Thanks!

DUTA said...

Lady Di Tn,

If you ask questions, you 'kill' the joke.
Your questions are of course relevant. I suppose it was a huge freezer or maybe the woman was petite. Have a peaceful, happy day!

Pinecone Camp,

I'm glad the joke made your morning and that you'll be sharing it. Have a wonderful day!

Angie Muresan said...

Oh Duta, that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Libbie said...

Oh no! THat totally made me laugh! Too funny Duta!

DUTA said...

Angie Mureshan,

Welcome to my little blog! Thanks for the comment.

Libbie,

I'm glad it made you laugh. Laughter is healthy.

All things nice... said...

Just new to following your blog, that joke is very good, Ive been telling it to all my friends, thanks for sharing with us all :)

All things nice...

DUTA said...

All things nice,

Welcome!Thank you for the comment, and let's hope we'll exchange nice things between us.

Dorraine said...

Hi Duta! Bah..ha..ha. Thanks for the laugh. And so nice to meet you over in Wonderland. Enjoyed your kind comment and look forward to more of your posts.:-)

DUTA said...

Dorraine,

Welcome to my little blog. I'm very glad and flattered of your comment and your 'follower'; after all, you're a published writer ! I hope to learn a lot from you.

C Hummel Kornell a/k/a C Hummel Wilson said...

Duta, Thanks so much for making me laugh! Your little story is wonderful. I am still away, but got a chance to check my blog buddies. Have missed you. Hope to be home next week and back at my blog. Have a wonderful day, I certainly will after such a great laugh!

Susan Deborah said...

Couldn't stop laughing. I am ending this day with your post. Going to sleep with a smile.

Joy always,
Susan

DUTA said...

C Hummel Kornell a/k/a C Hummel Wilson,

Have missed you too. I'm glad you've enjoyed my little story. Hope you come back soon to delight us with your painting and writing.

Susan Deborah,

Smile and laughter are excellent for health. I'm glad my little story made you go to sleep with a smile.

Sandy said...

Funny!

DUTA said...

Sandy,

Funny, indeed. Thanks for visiting.