Someone has recently emailed me a little something with a sort of surprise ending. Here it is:
"Two women talking in heaven"
1st woman: Hi , Wanda
2nd woman: Hi , Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and then down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - - - we'd both still be alive.