Friday, January 22, 2010

What a place...to die !



Someone has recently emailed me a little something with a sort of surprise ending. Here it is:

"Two women talking in heaven"

1st woman: Hi , Wanda

2nd woman: Hi , Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and then down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - - - we'd both still be alive.

54 comments:

  1. Heeeheeheee! Good one Duta! I needed a good hearty laugh today.

    Have a wonderful weekend filled with the blessings of laughter.

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  2. Hey Duta! I am back... this is the first time I was able to leave a comment in months!

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  3. Haha!
    That was funny!

    Have a great weekend, Duta!

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  4. B R I L L I A N T!

    Super joke Duta. Punch line perfect.

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  5. Oh my gosh...not at all what I expected to read on your blog! So funny!

    Sue

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  6. Oh this really surprised me, Duta! Gave me a good laugh, and many thanks for that.

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  7. Thank you for giving me a fit of giggles this morning,I can get on with my chores in a happier frame of mind now.!!Love the punch line.

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  8. That was entirely marvelous!! Oh the ensuing catfight in heaven ;-)

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  9. Oh, Duta, this is SO funny! And just goes to show that all the partners in this karmic play we are in are very much connected. Ha!

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  10. That is terrific!! Thanks...I can't stop laughing.

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  11. Duta...! That's too funny. I love it. :-)

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  12. Ha ha Ha! Love this. Is this irony? Thanks for making me laugh!

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  13. I never saw that coming! I loved it! Thanks for making me laugh!

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  14. TO ALL MY LOYAL COMMENTERS:

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS.

    I'M GLAD YOU FIND THIS POST AMUSING.
    NO DOUBT, WHEN IT COMES TO MEN, WOMEN CAN BE SILLY).

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  15. Jennifer D,

    You've finally made it. I'm glad, and hope we'll be able to exchange comments.

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  16. Great. I love a twist in the tail.

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  17. Very nice and clever. Kind regards my dear Duta.

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  18. Dave King,

    Welcome to my little blog! Thanks for the comment.

    Phivos Nicolaides,

    I'm glad you like it. Thank you . Kind Regards to you too!

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  19. Where do you get this stuff? Hahahaha.

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  20. I am still laughing! Always nice to read something with a little surprise ending.

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  21. Now that's a cute one...Do you care if I borrow that?

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  22. Hahaha Duta, what a great twist to the story. Very funny!

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  23. I've told this joke to several friends. Your post has been a source of mirth for many. Thank you. We needed the chuckle.

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  24. Entrepeneur Chick,

    Someone has emailed it to me to put a smile on my face.

    Angelina,

    It makes me feel good that you're laughing and enjoying it.

    Cousin B,

    Not at all. Be my guest.

    Alicia,

    You're right, sweetie.

    Rhonda,

    I'm very glad my post "has been a source of myrth for many".

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  25. Good chuckle ~ thank you DUTA ~ MC ~

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  26. Duta,
    Am back here because in doing the comment moderation I lost one of your comments (it listed 2, but I can only find one) -sorry!

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  27. Oh Goodness! XD
    That was a great one!

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  28. MCJArt,

    Thanks for stopping by. I'm glad the post gave you a "good chuckle".

    jeannette stgermain,

    I went to your blog and wrote my comment on your last post again. There was only one comment, not two.

    PinkPanthress,

    Good to hear from you!. I'm glad you liked it.

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  29. My first thought. How big was that freezer? Second thought. Must have been empty?
    third thought. If empty why not unplugged?
    Must have been a blonde to think to hide there.
    Peace

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  30. Oh, I will be sharing this one! It started my morning off with a laugh. Thanks!

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  31. Lady Di Tn,

    If you ask questions, you 'kill' the joke.
    Your questions are of course relevant. I suppose it was a huge freezer or maybe the woman was petite. Have a peaceful, happy day!

    Pinecone Camp,

    I'm glad the joke made your morning and that you'll be sharing it. Have a wonderful day!

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  32. Oh Duta, that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

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  33. Oh no! THat totally made me laugh! Too funny Duta!

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  34. Angie Mureshan,

    Welcome to my little blog! Thanks for the comment.

    Libbie,

    I'm glad it made you laugh. Laughter is healthy.

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  35. Just new to following your blog, that joke is very good, Ive been telling it to all my friends, thanks for sharing with us all :)

    All things nice...

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  36. All things nice,

    Welcome!Thank you for the comment, and let's hope we'll exchange nice things between us.

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  37. Hi Duta! Bah..ha..ha. Thanks for the laugh. And so nice to meet you over in Wonderland. Enjoyed your kind comment and look forward to more of your posts.:-)

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  38. Dorraine,

    Welcome to my little blog. I'm very glad and flattered of your comment and your 'follower'; after all, you're a published writer ! I hope to learn a lot from you.

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  39. Duta, Thanks so much for making me laugh! Your little story is wonderful. I am still away, but got a chance to check my blog buddies. Have missed you. Hope to be home next week and back at my blog. Have a wonderful day, I certainly will after such a great laugh!

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  40. Couldn't stop laughing. I am ending this day with your post. Going to sleep with a smile.

    Joy always,
    Susan

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  41. C Hummel Kornell a/k/a C Hummel Wilson,

    Have missed you too. I'm glad you've enjoyed my little story. Hope you come back soon to delight us with your painting and writing.

    Susan Deborah,

    Smile and laughter are excellent for health. I'm glad my little story made you go to sleep with a smile.

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  42. Sandy,

    Funny, indeed. Thanks for visiting.

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